December 17, 2010
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blues cover of fuck the pain away by Peaches

October 15, 2010
January 17, 2010

One of these days I will find a shade of pink the use of which is considered an act of terrorism. It will be so pink that retired generals and people with ear hair will go on FOX news and blame Obama for allowing me to discover this shade of pink.  These people will say things that are not only false, but physically impossible—causing FOX to win a court case in Florida allowing them to knowingly lie, publish it as fact, and then sue people who contradict them. It will be so pink that I will unwittingly be allowed to travel on all major U.S. airlines free of charge. Stephen Colbert will shave his hair in an attempt to stop me, but I will shame him, shame him and knock him down.  He will not get up. I will wear this shade of pink as lipstick, invite all my friends to my birthday party, and go somewhere else instead. Edward Norton will play me in a movie about the things that I did and why they are important. it will be called ‘hooker tongue piercing pink’

One of these days I will find a shade of pink the use of which is considered an act of terrorism.

It will be so pink that retired generals and people with ear hair will go on FOX news and blame Obama for allowing me to discover this shade of pink.  These people will say things that are not only false, but physically impossible—causing FOX to win a court case in Florida allowing them to knowingly lie, publish it as fact, and then sue people who contradict them.

It will be so pink that I will unwittingly be allowed to travel on all major U.S. airlines free of charge.

Stephen Colbert will shave his hair in an attempt to stop me, but I will shame him, shame him and knock him down.  He will not get up.

I will wear this shade of pink as lipstick, invite all my friends to my birthday party, and go somewhere else instead.

Edward Norton will play me in a movie about the things that I did and why they are important.

it will be called ‘hooker tongue piercing pink’

December 11, 2009

Where have I been you ask? All I can say is prison is a hard place…even more so a prison of the heart. Contribute Joey, contribute.

Where have I been you ask?

All I can say is prison is a hard place…even more so a prison of the heart.

Contribute Joey, contribute.